The answer is "No, not really. We never really were, though... Do you want to come over later?"
However, if she's kind of a loose cannon, does that mean she wants my nuts or is she considering stabbing me in the parking lot?
Hypothetically, if you are suppose to go out with a chick on a Thursday, then you call her on that Thursday, but she does not return the call (and subsequently you do not go out), then you call on the immediate Sunday after, and she picks up and the first thing out of her mouth is "where did you go Thursday?" Does she want your balls?
But she was sober!
Hypothetically, if you go up to arguably the prettiest girl in the bar and bet that you can throw a tennis ball across the parking lot and hit the 7 in the 7-Eleven sign... and she offers her number as the prize if you succeed... You miss but she gives it to you anyway... She wants your junk.
But, further hypothetically, if she was the Designated Driver and fully sober... and you know the number was accurate... and you leave her a voicemail but she doesn't respond... She still wants your junk, but she probably lost her cell phone. Or something.
Sleep tight
Hypothetically, if I woke up in the middle of a spectacularly graphic and realistic sex dream about a former supervisor from college... should I post it publicly on her Facebook wall?
Headlights
Hypothetically, if you left your car's lights on and a girl texts you to give you a heads-up (and you nailed her a few months ago)...
She actually wants you to come over and check her headlights.
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