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This is a blog filled with hypothetical encounters with the opposite sex. Some of the authors post these encounters because they don't know what to do in face of such hypothetical situations. Others post them because they want to brag about what happened to them - hypothetically. And the remaining simply have a wild imagination. Want to be an author? Just ask. Just don't be cryptic, like members of the opposite sex.

But she was sober!

Hypothetically, if you go up to arguably the prettiest girl in the bar and bet that you can throw a tennis ball across the parking lot and hit the 7 in the 7-Eleven sign... and she offers her number as the prize if you succeed... You miss but she gives it to you anyway... She wants your junk.

But, further hypothetically, if she was the Designated Driver and fully sober... and you know the number was accurate... and you leave her a voicemail but she doesn't respond... She still wants your junk, but she probably lost her cell phone. Or something.
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2 comments:

  1. HypoApril 10, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    Or, perhaps, Alpha Male is just not as Alpha as he thinks he is.

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  2. Alpha MaleApril 12, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    We all know that's not the case.

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