Break Ups

Hypothetically, if a girl says "It's not you, it's me" to Alpha Male, it really IS her.

Headlights

Hypothetically, if you left your car's lights on and a girl texts you to give you a heads-up (and you nailed her a few months ago)...

She actually wants you to come over and check her headlights.

F, you happy now?

Hypothetically, if you give yourself the blogger name of beta or omega male in response to alpha male naming himself "alpha male," how bad do you want alpha male's balls?

What's your name? Really?

Hypothetically, if you ask a girl for her name and she says, “Yoomi Lei,” is she giving me a hint that she wants my unit?

Hired Guns

Hypothetically - if a waitress or bartender calls me by a pet name like Sweetie, Sugar or Handsome...

She wants me to leave an extra large tip.

And a gratuity.

mmm...Honey

Hypothetically, if I put honey in my oatmeal and my co-worker walking by says, “Your honey must be really sticky,” does she want to swallow my honey?