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This is a blog filled with hypothetical encounters with the opposite sex. Some of the authors post these encounters because they don't know what to do in face of such hypothetical situations. Others post them because they want to brag about what happened to them - hypothetically. And the remaining simply have a wild imagination. Want to be an author? Just ask. Just don't be cryptic, like members of the opposite sex.

Being followed home

Hypothetically, if you are jogging, and a dude 10 years older pulls up in his Mercedes, starts following you down the street, and asks you to get in his car, does that mean he wants your cooter? [No, probably just means you're next on his serial killer list].
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  1. Alpha MaleMarch 23, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    YES, he wants you! See jogging cheat sheet summary below.

    If you are a chick and you're out jogging:

    The older gentleman in the Benz wants you.
    The homeless guy on the corner wants you.
    The lesbian riding past on the Harley wants you.
    The 12 year old boy riding in the back seat of that SUV wants you.
    The studly surfer walking by wants you.
    The creepy guy across the street peeking through the blinds wants you.

    Any questions?

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