Because sometimes, you're just not quite sure about where you stand
About this Blog
This is a blog filled with hypothetical encounters with the opposite sex. Some of the authors post these encounters because they don't know what to do in face of such hypothetical situations. Others post them because they want to brag about what happened to them - hypothetically. And the remaining simply have a wild imagination. Want to be an author? Just ask. Just don't be cryptic, like members of the opposite sex.
San Francisco
Hypothetically, if a man 30 years older than you wants to take you and your best friend to San Francisco and pay for it does that mean he wants both of your cooters?
Absolutely. But he's willing to settle for 1 at a time, or maybe just yours.
You could test him by bringing a real dog who is a pain in the ass and see just how far he's willing to go to make it happen. Make sure he takes you both shopping.
You hear that fatlolita? We shoulda made it happen, and gone shopping... now we're 10 years older and he's fathering babies with someone younger than us. Barf.
Absolutely. But he's willing to settle for 1 at a time, or maybe just yours.
ReplyDeleteYou could test him by bringing a real dog who is a pain in the ass and see just how far he's willing to go to make it happen. Make sure he takes you both shopping.
You hear that fatlolita? We shoulda made it happen, and gone shopping... now we're 10 years older and he's fathering babies with someone younger than us. Barf.
ReplyDeleteBtw i would have been the dog. i would have graciously let you be the one to bone him HAHAHAHAHAH.
ReplyDeleteoh call me roastbeefphantasie
ReplyDeletenaw dawg shes 30. she's lookin for a sharp rock to kill herself with lol
ewww no we woulda ran away !!