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This is a blog filled with hypothetical encounters with the opposite sex. Some of the authors post these encounters because they don't know what to do in face of such hypothetical situations. Others post them because they want to brag about what happened to them - hypothetically. And the remaining simply have a wild imagination. Want to be an author? Just ask. Just don't be cryptic, like members of the opposite sex.
Levitation Ale
Hypothetically, when some jock looking meathead learns you are drinking Stone Levitation Ale, and says he would like to levitate you in his lap, does that mean he wants your cooter? [No, probably just that he's an asshole].
I'm not sure his vocabulary includes 'levitation', but he definitely wants to do something to you.
Hovering some chick above my junk would be pretty spectacular, but I have a lot better ideas of what to do with a woman that I could share with this meathead.
Btw, can you be a meathead without looking like a jock? Isn't that kind of redundant, like calling someone a "nerdy looking geek"?
I'm not sure his vocabulary includes 'levitation', but he definitely wants to do something to you.
ReplyDeleteHovering some chick above my junk would be pretty spectacular, but I have a lot better ideas of what to do with a woman that I could share with this meathead.
Btw, can you be a meathead without looking like a jock? Isn't that kind of redundant, like calling someone a "nerdy looking geek"?
Some dudes - many bouncers, for instance, are just large and out of shape and fucking dumb looking. They are meatheads but not jocks.
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