Because sometimes, you're just not quite sure about where you stand
About this Blog
This is a blog filled with hypothetical encounters with the opposite sex. Some of the authors post these encounters because they don't know what to do in face of such hypothetical situations. Others post them because they want to brag about what happened to them - hypothetically. And the remaining simply have a wild imagination. Want to be an author? Just ask. Just don't be cryptic, like members of the opposite sex.
I have a long... what?
Hypothetically, if you are jogging [again] and a guy driving by rolls down his window to tell you you have a really long torso, does that mean he wants your cooter? [Hmmm...]
I sense there are going to be a lot of jogging scenarios, so let me boil this down.
If you're a broad... and you're out jogging... there's at least one dude watching you and brainstorming his top 20 things he'd do with you, if he had the chance.
Guys are lazy by nature. Instinctually, we want to do as little hunting as possible but still eat the most meat possible.
If he pulls over and rolls down his window, that is a massive effort to expend for a man. Be flattered accordingly, no matter what he says.
I sense there are going to be a lot of jogging scenarios, so let me boil this down.
ReplyDeleteIf you're a broad... and you're out jogging... there's at least one dude watching you and brainstorming his top 20 things he'd do with you, if he had the chance.
Guys are lazy by nature. Instinctually, we want to do as little hunting as possible but still eat the most meat possible.
If he pulls over and rolls down his window, that is a massive effort to expend for a man. Be flattered accordingly, no matter what he says.